The Demented Song Almanac
Editor: David Tanny

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Songs That Were Played Just Once (1982 annual)

** Date:1982-00-00... Interview with Jesus - George Carlin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/carlin-george.htm (only date played)
Albums: A Place For My Stuff 
** Date:1982-01-03... Close announcement from Carlin side 2 - George Carlin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/carlin-george.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-03... Gamel'ost Song - Otto Blihovde (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-03... Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries (Pennies from Heaven) - Wat Harrah, Gene Merlino, Vern Rowe, Robert Tebow (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-03... Pennies From Heaven - Steve Martin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/martin-steve.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-03... Some Doctor Jokes - Soupy Sales (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-03... True + False Announcement - George Carlin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/carlin-george.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-10... It's Fun To Be Livin' In The Crazy House - Redd Foxx http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/foxx-redd.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... Queen Of The Alley Cats - Barking & Houndstooth Choral Society (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... Thank You So Much - Cole Porter (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... The New Old Sow - George Formby http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/formby-george.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... The Old Gumbie Cat - Cats Original London Cast (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... The Old Sow - Albert Richardson (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-17... The Unreleased She Loves You (Inspired by Phil McCafferty, the Irish Dentist) - Peter Sellers http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/sellers-peter.htm (only date played)
Albums: A Celebration of Sellers 
** Date:1982-01-24... Constable Savage - Not The Nine O'Clock News (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... Cowabunga - Buffalo Bob Smith (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... Hokey Cokey - Snowmen (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... If God Were A Pontiac Lemans - Helen Hudson (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... Keep Away From The Fellow Who Owns An Automobile - Walter Van Brunt (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... Put Me To Bed #2 - Johnny Bond (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-24... Space Invaders - Eddie & The Players (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Big Bad Diver Don - Barefoot Man (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Clone Bros. #1 - ? (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Monotonous - Eartha Kitt (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Moral Majority Top 40 - Deloy Parks (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Physical - SuLu (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... So Bored - Jane Bond & The Undercovermen (only date played)
** Date:1982-01-31... Who Committed Mutiny? - Fred Warren (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-07... Have A Nice Day - George Carlin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/carlin-george.htm (only date played)
Albums: A Place For My Stuff 
** Date:1982-02-07... Stairway to Heaven on portable cassette - ? (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-07... The Boat That I Row (45, played at 33) - Lulu (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... 96 Beers - J.J. & The WRIF Morning Crew w/ Dick the Bruiser on vocals (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... Control The Urge - Fly Naked (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... Happy Trails - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... I Believe - Not The 9 O'Clock News (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... Mr. Bill - Rich Little w/ Walter Williams (only date played)
Albums: The First Family Rides Again
** Date:1982-02-14... Ozark Mountain Mother Earth News Freak - The Hot Mulch Band f/ Ron Hughes (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... Psychedelic Baby Box - The Master A Talking Birds (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-14... Ronnie's Song - Lax (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-21... Big Bucks - Swing (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-21... Cool Cool Corduroy Culottes - Zilch (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-21... Elephant Talk - King Crimson (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-21... Fruit Flyra - Gary Craig (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-21... Preparing The President - Rich Little (only date played)
Albums: The First Family Rides Again
** Date:1982-02-28... 2 clips from the Stan Freberg Show - ? (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-28... Child Abuse - Bleedin' Fuzzies (only date played)
** Date:1982-02-28... Hunting Tigers Out in "Indiah" - Sharp & Flat (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-07... Hot Rod - Slim Coates (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-14... Meadow Muffin Blues - Delmer McGregor (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-14... Won't You Come Home, Disraeli - Allan Sherman http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/sherman-allan.htm (only date played)
Albums: My Son, The Box 
** Date:1982-03-21... Boll Weevil - Jack E. Leonard (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... Cancer - Peter Schickele (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... Censored - Lonnie Donegan (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... Maggie Get The Hammer - Carlisle Bros. (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... On Strike - Dick Darby (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... One Draw - Rita Marley (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... Phoning A Department Store - Shelley Berman (only date played)
Albums: Inside Shelley Berman 
** Date:1982-03-21... Roly Poly Ladies - The Rovers (only date played)
** Date:1982-03-21... The Hippie And The Redneck - Hudson and Landry http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/hudsonandlandry.htm (only date played)
Albums: Hanging In There
** Date:1982-04-04... Dirty Don ("Clean version") - Don Bowman (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-04... Jackass Blues - Donna DeRieux & Kevin Hawthorne (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-04... U.S.A. - Bill Withers (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-04... Yogi Is As Yoga Does - Elvis Presley http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/presley-elvis.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-04... The Neutron Bomb/I'm Changing My Name To Chrysler - Arlo Guthrie http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/guthrie-arlo.htm w/ Pete Seeger (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-11... Girl From Three Mile Island - Timothy J. McDonald (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-18... Elron McKenzie - Bob & Doug McKenzie (only date played)
Albums: The Great White North 
** Date:1982-04-18... Larry Lovebreath Show #1 - Bob & Ray (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-18... Parties - Oscar Brand http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/brand-oscar.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-25... I'm In The Mood For Love - New Society Band Funharmonic Orchestra (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-25... Rock #100 - The Types (only date played)
** Date:1982-04-25... Two Left Feet - Damaskas (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-02... Be My Baby Bumblebee - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-02... Bop - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-02... Comedy On 45 - Edward Plunkett (only date played)

** Date:1982-05-02... Hooked On Henny - Henny Youngman http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/youngman-henny.htm (only date played)
Albums: Tales from the Rhino 
** Date:1982-05-02... Sophisticated Lady - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards (only date played)
Albums: Jonathan & Darlene Edwards Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 
** Date:1982-05-02... You Belong To Me - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-09... Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Billy Murray (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-09... Tainted Love - Gloria Jones (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-16... Dallas - Dickie Goodman http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/goodman-dickie.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-16... I Like You Better When You're Drunk - Pendleton Brown (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-16... My Wife Is On A Diet - North & Company (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-23... Cynical Girl - Marshall Crenshaw (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-23... Monsters In The Closet - Andy Robinson (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-23... Mr. Ed Theme - Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-23... Nukes In The News - Proctor & Bergman (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-23... Sweet Violets - The Sweet Violet Boys (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-30... Beatnik - Voice Farm (only date played)
** Date:1982-05-30... Hey Little Cobra - The Rip Chords (only date played)
Albums: Hot Rods and Custom Classics  / Pop Music: The Golden Era 1951-1975 
** Date:1982-05-30... How's Your Sister - Steve Allen http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/allen-steve.htm (only date played)
Albums: Hollywood Hi-Fi 
** Date:1982-05-30... I Couldn't Dream - Elephant's Memory (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... Building My Body - Don McLean (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand (only date played)
Albums: New Wave Hits: Just Can't Get Enough, Vol. 1 
** Date:1982-06-06... Dennis The Menace Theme - Philips Fox (standing in for Jay North) (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... Three Expediences - Laurie Anderson (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... Weird - Rhyth-a-rama (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... What This Country Needs - Mitchell Trio (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... Which Came First - Ry Cooder (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-06... The Mama Doll Song - Leona Anderson (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-13... Battle Hymn Of The Republic with variations - Oscar Brand http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/brand-oscar.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-13... I'm Allergic To Flowers - Jefferson Handkerchief (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-13... Where Do You Go - Oscar Brand http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/brand-oscar.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-13... "Other Fragments" - Oscar Brand http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/brand-oscar.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-20... Bad In Bed - Ned Wreck (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-20... I Predict - Sparks http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/sparks.htm (only date played)
Albums: Profile: The Ultimate Sparks Collection  / Angst in My Pants  / New Wave Hits: Just Can't Get Enough, Vol. 6 
** Date:1982-06-20... The Dirty Song - David Bowie (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-27... Freckels - Billy Murray (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-27... Hot Smoke And Sassafras - Bubble Puppy (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-27... If You're A Viper - Bobby Short (only date played)
** Date:1982-06-27... Mexican Hat Dance - Allan Sherman http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/sherman-allan.htm (only date played)
Albums: My Son, The Box 
** Date:1982-06-27... Nature Boy - Tony Randall (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-04... Music For Boys - Suburbs (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-04... Nicholas - Kenneth Rexroth (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-04... Papa-Oom-Mow-Wow - The Rivingtons (only date played)
Albums: Box of Funny Wacky Favorites  / Rubber Biscuits & Ramma Lama Ding Dongs: Doo Wop for Kids  / Forty Nutty Novelty Records Of The '60s
** Date:1982-07-04... Short Mort - Carole King (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-04... The Beverly Hills Telephone Directory - Bob McFadden & Dor (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-04... The Humphrey Bogart Rhumba - Freddy Martin (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-11... Reproduction - Tab Hunter (from Grease 2) (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-18... Do Re Mi - Dr. Gonzo & The Rent-a-cars (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-18... I Don't Want No More Of Army Life - Texas Jim Robertson (only date played)
** Date:1982-07-18... Video - John Wareing (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... 3-D TV - Elvira (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Desire Me - Sam Cooke (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Fifty Years From Now - Frank Luther (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Invasion Of The Plant People - The Crew (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Pettin' And Pokin' - Louis Jordan (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Radio Papa (Broadcastin' Mama) - Butterbeans & Susie w/ Eddie Heywood's Sons of Harmony (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-01... Valley Guy - Dean & Don (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... Enough Is Enough - Eddie Murphy http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/murphy-eddie.htm (only date played)
Albums: Eddie Murphy 
** Date:1982-08-08... How Mother Made The Soup - Charley Chase (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... I Want To Kill You - Master Beat (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... It's Good To Be The Queen - Sylvia (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... T'ain't No Sin - Wolverine Pepperpots (a/k/a Kansas City Blue Boys) (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... Wildwood Weed - Don Bowman (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-08... The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down - The Three Stooges http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/threestooges.htm (only date played)
Albums: The Nonsense Songbook
** Date:1982-08-15... Constantinople - Paul Whiteman (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-15... Echo Sonata - Peter Schickele (P.D.Q. Bach) (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-15... Mickey - Toni Basil (only date played)
Albums: Word of Mouth  / New Wave Hits: Just Can't Get Enough, Vol. 5  / Like, Omigod! The '80s Pop Culture Box [Totally] 
** Date:1982-08-22... Armen's Theme - David Seville (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... Ballad Of Jerry Lawler - "King" Jerry Lawler (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... Call Me - The Chipmunks http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/chipmunks.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... Concert Tour Of Mars - Shep Cooke (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... J.F.A. - Count (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... Uncle Josh Buys A Victrola - Cal Stewart (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-22... Watchdog Report/Texas Has A Whorehouse In It - Dom DeLuise & The Dogettes (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-29... Alabamy Bound - The Ink Spots (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-29... We're Party Animals - Jonathon Brandmeier (only date played)
** Date:1982-08-29... When The Sun Comes Over The Brewey - Whoopee John Wilfahrt (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-05... Little Red Riding Hood - Stan Freberg http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/freberg-stan.htm (only date played)

** Date:1982-09-05... Talking Union - Almanac Singers (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-05... To Fernanda With Love - Googie & Joe's Workshop (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-05... Uncle Josh & The Labor Unions - Cal Stewart (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-12... Bad Blood - The Bonzo Dog Band http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/bonzodogband.htm (only date played)
Albums: Cornology  / Let's Make Up And Be Friendly  / The History of the Bonzos 
** Date:1982-09-12... Jocko Bozo (excerpt "Green Acres") - Firemen (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-12... Jocko Bozo - The Firemen (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-12... Woodland Bop - Tyrannosaurus Rex (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-19... La Bomba - Tonio K. (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-26... E.T. The Record - Dan Martin (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-26... I'd Like To Be A Bee In Your Boudoir - Buddy Rogers (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-26... I'm A-Gettin' Used To Armageddon - Steve O'Donnell (only date played)
** Date:1982-09-26... Soap Opera - Ray Stevens http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/stevens-ray.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-03... ? - Phil Rizzuto (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-03... Dr. Schill's Ear Spray - Travesty, Ltd. (only date played)
Albums: Teen Comedy Party 2000 
** Date:1982-10-03... Sing Me A Happy Song - Peter Lind Hayes (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-10... Your Cat Can Do The Cube - Ronnie Allen & The Missing Pieces (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-10... The Little Fly Song - Voyagers (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-17... E.T. For Breakfast - John Christensen (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-17... Rain SFX - ? (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-17... Twenty Swedes Ran Through The Weeds - Six Jumping Jacks (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-17... A Day At The Game - Peerless Quartet (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-24... Eep Op Ork - Golden Chorus (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-24... Fa Ga - anonymous (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-24... Oo Ba La Baby - Mamie Van Doren (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-24... Turn On The Heat - anonymous (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-24... Zombie Stomp - anonymous (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-31... Spookie Boogie - Cecil Campbell's Tennessee Ramblers (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-31... Spooky Weirdness - Ringo Starr (only date played)
** Date:1982-10-31... The Pumpkin Man - Kathy Bee (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-07... Evening Star - Captain Beefheart (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-07... Praise The Lord And Send Me The Money - Bobby Bare (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-07... '81 Poop Hatch - Captain Beefheart (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-07... The Thousand And Tenth Day - Captain Beefheart (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-14... Song Of The Prune - Frank Crumit (1922 to 1934) (only date played)
Albums: The Silly Songs
** Date:1982-11-14... Sweet Violets - Benny Bell (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-21... Guffy, The Goofy Gobbler - Gene Autry http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/autry-gene.htm (only date played)
Albums: Year-Round Cowboy: Songs for the Whole Year 
** Date:1982-11-21... Merry Bloody Xmas - The Rovers (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-21... Oldest Airline Stewardess, Maude Frickert - Jonathan Winters http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/winters-jonathan.htm (only date played)
Albums: 25 Years of Recorded Comedy
** Date:1982-11-21... Why Is Thanksgiving? - Benny Rubin (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-21... The Pot Head Pixies - Gong (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-28... E.T. Phone Home - Uncle Vic (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-28... Hello Out There, Hello - Johnny Mercer (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-28... Tonight You Sleep In The Bathtub - Ruth Wallis (only date played)
** Date:1982-11-28... The Garbageman's Daughter - Dr. Demento (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... 1942 Turkey In The Straw - Carson Robison (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... At The Moving Picture Ball - Bobby Short (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... Just Like Washington Crossed The Delaware - Arthur Fields (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... Steve - Barnes & Barnes http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/barnesandbarnes.htm w/ Mr. Cheese (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... Unemployment Song (Lookin' For A Livin') - Jonathon Brandmeier (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... The Gas Man Cometh - Flanders & Swann (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... The Man Who Comes Around - The Sweet Violet Boys (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-05... The Wart - John Hartford http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/hartford-john.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Birth Of The Boogie - Bill Haley (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... E Falabe Lewe - King Sunny Ade (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Elephant Hunting Song - anonymous (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... First Rehearsal - Joe Piscopo http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/piscopo-joe.htm (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Football Rap - D.J. Rappenstein (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Grazing In The Grass - Hugh Masekela (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Mr. Bull No. 4 - Mr. Bull (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Pata Pata - Miriam Makeba (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Shango - Olatunji (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Sunny Ti De Ariya - King Sunny Ade (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Rubber Rodeo (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... The Things We Do On Sunday - Andrea Re & Clouds (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-12... The Zulu Warrior - Josef Marais (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... ? - Carolyn Binkley (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... ? - Jeri Kelly (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... ? - The Barefoot Man (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... Doo-Wop Jingle Bells - Hanson Bros. (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... Jingle Bells - Homemade Theatre (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... Jingle Bells - Honeydreamer (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... Jingle Bells - Scruff & Hoodat (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger (only date played)
Albums: Rock 'N Roll Christmas 
** Date:1982-12-19... uck Christmas - Fear (only date played)
Albums: Punk Rock Xmas 
** Date:1982-12-19... Uncle Bernie's Farm - Frank Zappa http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/zappa-frank.htm & The Mothers of Invention (only date played)
Albums: Absolutely Free 

** Date:1982-12-19... The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Joe Dolce (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Jules A. D'Hemecourt IV (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-19... The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Lucky Luck (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Alley Cat - Nicky the Talking Cat (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Armia Tonight - Wilmoth Houdini (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Brain Death - Not The Nine O'Clock news (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Dr. Goose's Maternity Rhymes - Dr. Steven Ecker (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Floor Progressions #3 - Ronnie Prudden (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Snaxercise - Miss Piggy (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Stop And Start - Richard Simmons (only date played)
** Date:1982-12-26... Truckin' - Pop-o-pies (only date played)

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